Gray Pride Month

Gray pride month.

Since everyone else has a day, week, or month I’m going to start circulating a petition to have a “gray pride month”.
I’ll get all the Boomer guys and gals involved, even AARP. Doesn’t matter what your race, sexuality, or political affiliation, etc. All you have to be is a certain age (to be decided by debate). If someone doesn’t like the idea and fights it, we will sue for age discrimination. We/I want my time and want it now.

We will have parades in all the cities. Instead of little clown cars like the Shriners we will have Jazzy Scooters doing figure 8s, floats with sponsors like Geritol, AARP, Depends, Centrum Silver Vitamins, etc. Baton twirlers on floats. Miss Gray pride gal in a convertible, dressed very sexy of course.

There will be slogans like,,,,
We’re gray and we’re here to stay.
If you ain’t a Boomer, suck it.
Cha-Ching,,, that’s the sound of me cashing another SS check.
Hey kid, off my damn lawn.
Will it matter if I make it to the bathroom, Depends.
Your age sucks.
Old age and treachery overcomes youth and skill.
I’m not hard of hearing just don’t care what you think.
I’d drive faster except I like pissing you off.

(Jk)
I hope this made some of y’all smile.
Lighten up and have a nice weekend.

 

Oh I have. Good biscuits and gravy.

Another sponsor idea.

 

I know. Got greedy.

I was thinking that we wouldn’t last a month before we need a nap. So let’s start with a week and pull it back to a day if that’s too long.

 

We already get the senior discount. I’ll take more if offered.
We built America so I think we deserve it. How about half price or BOGO which ever is cheaper.

Seniors rule, everyone else drools

 

Damn didn’t think that one through.

I’d say yes as I’m sure the hair growing other places is gray. And no,,, I don’t want to inspect your bod.