Everyone Is Making the Very Same Hunter Biden Joke Following White House Cocaine Bust

Congrats
You have now become as bad as the right wing nuts jobs you mock.

 

No more from the left about how Trump brings down the dignity of the WH!!!!
I guess can they pull his plea? Wasn't that containment on him staying clean?

 

I mean, if he was you or me, sure. But frankly we would never have gotten the same plea deal in the first place, so I’m not sure that means anything. Also, let’s not forget how difficult it would be (assuming the cocaine is Hunter’s) to prove that it was Hunter’s, especially in circumstances where no one whose job it is to do so really wants to prove it was Hunter’s. This whole thing will go nowhere. The footage of him driving in public at 170MPH should have been more concerning than this, but it got nothing more than a shrug.

 

Please raise your hand if you voted for Hunter Biden

 

Although I guess linking the story of cocaine discovery to Hunter Biden is somewhat humorous it's not even remotely based on reality considering that the cocaine was discovered in the part of the White House open to the public and over 6,000 people visit the White House every day.

 

Anyone every notice that the Republicans attacking Hunter Biden emphasize that Hunter is a sleazy manipulator yet when Hunter says that he can influence his father he must be telling the truth.

 

Wouldn’t a sleazy manipulator be able to influence those that love him the easiest?
I think you may be making their point for them…I mean that’s exactly what any manipulator would do.. especially a sleazy one.

 

Hunter seems to be the obvious theory. But I’ve known a lot of coke users and I have a hard time believing one just left it laying around in a place like the WH - unless they also found an OD victim next to it.

 

Please raise your hand if you voted for Joe Biden who appears to be compromised as a result of the business dealings of Hunter Biden who was selling access to his father.

 

There is as much evidence it was planted by the SS as there is Hunter Biden brought drugs to the white house at this point - zero for either fantasy. I think both are highly unlikely and neither is supported by anything including the nuts I quoted on twitter nor the posts I saw earlier in this thread attributing it to Hunter.

 

While there has been a lot of reasons to criticize Joe Biden being corrupt has not been one of them until the right tried to create the myth using Hunter Biden. Hunter almost certainly manipulated the Ukrainians and Chinese who were paying him. There has never been any substantive evidence that he actually funneled money to his father. The only evidence is Hunter's own words and they're not very credible as well as that of a supposed whistleblower regarding Ukraine who has apparently disappeared.
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Lab tests show substance found at White House was cocaine | CNN Politics

 

I mean, let them investigate, sure. But if we were to leave politics aside and put on our detective hats, let’s be honest for a moment, isn’t the first place you would start with the guy you know has a cocaine problem? Even leaving politics in the equation, like I said earlier, if it was categorically Hunter Biden at the exclusion of all other possibilities, does it really change anything? Does it tell us anything about Hunter and his relationship with his father that we didn’t already know? Does it make Trump any less anathema does those who are consider him so? Not in my opinion.

 

There are 1800 employees in the white house. I dont know how many have access to different parts but do I think that the most likely candidate is the President's drug addict son? I dont. I think that the odds are remote. However, anything is possible and if it does turn up to be true I'd simply shake my head at the nonsense.

 

I also doubt it would change any minds either way. I don't know what security is like or whether family and staffers are checked daily. It's one thing for Willie to have smoked pot in the White house. But the thought of someone being able to walk into the White House with a white, powdery substance is concerning, particularly given how lethal fentanyl can apparently be - not to mention something like ricin or anthrax.

 

Maybe Hunter was using the White House Tour to sneak cocaine in? He is probably the same three dimensional chess genius his father is. People who don’t respect them always underestimate the Bidens. They are, respectively senile bumbling fools and incompetent drug using people while at the same time running a sophisticated crime operation using Joe’s power even when he is a private citizen! Genius. If only the Clintons had been smarter!

 

Not when the drugs are found in a place where the public has access via tours and the Bidens are not there. As long as the Jokes are funny. I am good.

 

This thread was just another waste of time. Luckily, it's raining out, so no big loss I guess.