Everyone Is Making the Very Same Hunter Biden Joke Following White House Cocaine Bust

So what’s the joke?

 

he is in the oval office

 

Well, legend has it that Willie Nelson smoked a joint on the White House roof. Great moments in American history.

 

Got it. I don’t think it’s much of a joke, though. Does anyone, left or right, not think Hunter Biden is the most likely candidate? I understand the White House is going to be circumspect about naming a suspect (unless they really do get someone else; then we know all of their personal details inside of an hour), but that is just the game they have to play.

Imagine, though, for a second how dumb, lazy, irresponsible, and unaccountable a person would have to be to leave cocaine around. We are not talking about a cheap drug that one just walks away from. That’s why I’m always entertained whenever someone pops hot in the military how their go-to excuse is “Someone must have slipped me some without my knowledge!” Yeah, cause there’s, like, this Cocaine Fairy going around, dropping expensive drugs into strangers’ drinks because … why exactly?

 

"Everyone" is doing a lot of work here.

I would define it as unfunny people serving a constituency of idiots.

 

Exactly . . . what a waste!

 

Get used to it

 

Just imagine if Clintons had a son!

 

Sounds like something someone who has no shortage of cash would do.

 

Still fits into my description. Most rich people I know wouldn’t leave behind something of value. More often than not, it’s a trait of becoming rich.

 

I agree, most rich people I know earned it and got there by being greedy hoarders of anything with value. I get it. But what if their cash supply is more like the magic Cocaine Fairy? We’ll call her “Burisma.”

 

Then that sounds like the kind of person described by a wise man in post #6.

 

Legalize it & move on you weird ass,
brainwashed BIG GOVers. I bet there’s booze all over the WH. Oh, but the gov approves of that. Idiocy.

 

They were playing hide and seek. Joe would hide the cocaine and Hunter would seek it.

When Joe was asked if they played such hide and seek games when his son was a child, Joe said, "Why do you think I named him Hunter?"

 

Is the joke about a crooked secret service planting drugs in white house while Biden was away?

 

Only right wingers are allowed to claim that something was planted

 

Is that what you’re suggesting, that the Secret Service planted it? If so, then I need to ask what for? Even if the answer is just to embarrass the President, then this would only do that to a very limited degree. I don’t think anyone who was going to vote for Biden yesterday is going to today switch their vote because they think Hunter brought cocaine to the White House. Besides that, the Secret Service is probably the most loyal and reliable institution in the country from a Presidential perspective. All of them are subject to regular polygraphs, and they know it. If an agent was behind this, they would almost certainly be caught, thrown out of the agency, and for near-zero political gain. In my opinion, if this was Hunter, then the White House should just stay on message with the whole, “Yeah, it was Hunter. So what? He’s not President. He’s got problems. The President and First Lady love their recovering son unconditionally. Another brilliant multi-million dollar art show coming soon. It is difficult to deal with that level of genius. Stop being deranged about him.”