Musk vs Zuckerberg Cage Match

Short fight for whom ? Zuck got quickly choked out, by some little guy, in his last bout.

 

Winner has to face Bezos, another short fight.

 

Do they get to use their alien powers or no?

 

The public wins either way! This is a win-win, especially if it's a lose-lose

 

I'm not sure if they'd be in the same weight class. Would Elon have to drop weight? Elon trained in martial arts as a kid and apparently had a little BJJ training as an adult. He might have the striking advantage. Zuckerberg has apparently been training BJJ more recently and consistently so he'd probably have the edge on the ground.

 

True, but the bulk.

 

Would pay to see. Maybe it could erase the national debt

 

Zuck is a bit of an athlete even if a nerd. Musk is the pillsbury doughboy with no discernible muscle tone but not very big so sitting on Zuck isn’t a good strategy. Zuck will kick his ass

 

Musk gets Jake Paul is his corner. Zuck gets Mayberry

 

Zuck got quickly choked out by some little nobody.

 

not if they turn it into a cagey fight.

 

I see what you did there..

 

Nah.

They'll probably just bust out light sabers, and shoot lightening bolts through their finger tips...

 

Agree, Zuck is a pretty active guy. And practices BJJ. My money is on him.

 

a win if they take each other out

 

Like those animated clay death matches back in the day

 

Just to shake things up: the winner relinquishes his entire social media platform to RFK Jr. The loser relinquishes his to Alex Jones.