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Another Trump scandal “food for everyone”

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  1. citygator

    citygator VIP Member

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    In a shocking turn of events yesterday Donald Trump showed up at a Miami restaurant campaign stop, shouted “Food for everyone!” and then promptly left without buying anyone food.

    Campaign officials have not commented on the scandal but inside sources say that Trump expects that Mexico will pay for the food, likely by stationing soldiers somewhere.

     
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  2. uftaipan

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    Of all the things Trump is accused of, you think this merits its own thread?
     
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  3. channingcrowderhungry

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    I mean, I definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely wasn't ever gonna vote for Trump. But this news convinces me I'm definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely not ever voting for Trump.
     
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  4. wgbgator

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    "Food for everyone" ... he was just helpfully explaining how restaurants work, not offering free meals, you libs need to calm down
     
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  5. channingcrowderhungry

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    Food for everyone is just Trump going socialist.
     
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  6. orangeblue_coop

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    “Food for everyone” means he was going to order enough food to feed everyone, but eat it all by himself while everyone watched.
     
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  7. wgbgator

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    In Little Havana? No wonder he got out of dodge fast.
     
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  8. tampagtr

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    Synecdoche, synecdoche, number 5,769. And not just accused, proven
     
  9. GatorRade

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    Right here
    At least this is kind of funny, unlike the thread about Biden taking showers with his daughter.
     
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  10. tampagtr

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    Remember, some of us block so we don’t have to read that stuff. Be judicious about repeating ;)
     
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  11. BossaGator

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    He was misquoted. He actually said “fools are everywhere.”
     
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  12. homer

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    I’d rather have TP.
     
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  13. GatorRade

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    Sorry. Let me edit:

    At least this is kind of funny, unlike the thread about [name redacted] performing [unspecified action] with his/her/their [person of undefined relation].
     
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  14. AndyGator

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    I took this thread as satire
     
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  15. dynogator

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    Of all the things I miss about living in Florida, Cuban food is in the top 3.
     
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  16. obgator

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    Hey, he just said “food for everyone” not “I’m paying for everyone”!
     
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  17. gatordavisl

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    I like it. "Food for everyone!" may now become the left's version of "let's go Brandon!"
     
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  18. Orange_and_Bluke

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    That was actually my first thought.
    Lol
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  20. tilly

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    "I've got the biggest and best food people working on an amazing food plan. Amazing. Beautiful food plan. No more sad, pathetic food plans like the one CNN offers their employees... And let me tell you something people, CNN has fake food. Fake food. Not even real. Everywhere i go the people tell me that our food plan for everyone is the best food plan. It's true.
    ...And this isnt about me. I am very very rich. I already have the food. Many people are saying this. We will make food great again. "
     
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