Bezos's new yacht

Should be seized by the government and destroyed or sunk by the US Navy

 

Meh. Seems "woke" with all those sails.

 

If it doesn't work out with her, he can just have another one built just like her.

 

We were in the Netherlands recently and some locals were commenting on Bezos paying to dismantle one of their historic bridges just to get his yacht out of town. Rotterdam, I believe.

 

For real. For a guy who could have most any single girl he wanted, she's gross.

 

These guys usually go for rich hot (Gwyneth Paltrow is the patron saint of rich hot), not actual hot. His last wife was a perfect example of rich hot too.

 

This is why AMZN won’t pay a dividend

 

As fun as it can be watching wealthy people lifestyles in a show like Succession or Wolf of Wall Street, it's even crazier to think that guys like Bezos and Musk are on an even different level.

Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'

-Chris Rock

 

These yachts aren't even really traditional pleasure yachts either, they are basically huge naval vessels with helo pads and mini subs, designed to live on almost indefinitely. I remember when Dan Snyder basically stayed on his yacht for months moving around to avoid having to do anything when the NFL was investigating his team.

 

I thought his ex was more girl next door. That's why now that he's single he went with plastic girl

 

Yeah, she's had a little too much obvious work to be rich hot, gotta be more subtle to be Paltrow tier. She's firmly in the aging wanna-be trophy wife class. Kinda makes sense since he's clearly a steroids dude going with the jacked middle age guy look. They'd look great in bedazzled jeans.

 

100's of people lined up to throw eggs at the boat when it went by the the dismantled bridge.

 

Paltrow is rich hot. Rich maybe, but not hot, just totally annoying in my book.

 

Uhmm..the bridge wasn't dismantled. The ship was moved elsewhere for completion to avoid it. You really need better sources

It’s Official: Rotterdam Will Not Dismantle Historic Bridge for Jeff Bezos’s Superyacht

 

Except she wasn’t rich when she married him.

 

The mind truly is a terrible thing to waste.

 

She got sued by a guy for landing on top of him. That doesn't happen to truly hot.