She’s gonna put down the guns and pick up the hammer & sickle. We’re gonna open up a theme restaurant that doesn’t give their patrons massive diarrhea.
Oh I know. I was just going to raise a me too as well as a general wokeness violation against him. Back in college there was a business operations professor named fogler. Based on his use of statistics in class we invented and dedicated the “Fogler scale”. It was a simple rating system. Overall level of attractiveness 1-10, times the probability of …uhh….*success*. My guess Boebert would rate high on the Fogler scale, especially if you apply a 9 beer goggle curve. To be clear, the Fogler scale should not be used as an evaluator of a suitable long term mate, much less somebody you would even want to talk to. In a few decades AI robots will make the Boeberts of the world obsolete.
He’s dreaming of the day when he too can be described on a police dispatch recording as “Lauren Boebert’s jackass husband.”