Texas teen dies rock climbing, two hours later he revives: 'A literal miracle'

No shit shoylock. I laid out in that last sentence.

Reading comp much?

 

Do you really consider questioning the story and whether 2 hours of CPR is accurate is spewing sewage? Or is it that everyone isn't lining up to thank God for this happening when most people would agree there's some other explanation at play and just want to understand what that is?

 

Sorry you couldn’t comprehend the post. I think its pathetic.
BTW Nice use of the word shoylock a play on Shylock.
Antisemitism sucks.

 

Who the hell is Shylock?

Try Sherlock. As in Holmes.

Does that make me what....anti-fictitious character?

 

Ok, no, that's a reasonable question.

...but the mockery of the OP was beyond the pale, and the mockery of God unnecessary, disrespectful, and very VERY much, par for the course around here.

Cest la vie.

 

Well, how would he be God if he couldn’t discriminate ? What kind of God are you looking for ? A divine-subject ?

 

If you say so, but Google it. Good thing I’m not Jewish.

 

Some of us know god doesn’t exist, cant mock something that doesn’t exist.

 

Here is a better write up. They kept getting a heartbeat then losing it on-site with the EMTs. So they continued for a while then decided to transport while giving CPR. They tried to get his heart to start in the ER and gave up… the kid didn’t. His brother sadly passed the same way 3 years earlier.

Their son was pronounced dead, then came back to life

I used to be very religious and believe God controls all. Then Coach Meyer flaked out and the Gators have sucked since so now I know there is no God. Lol. Kidding.

 

Ive known Jews to say "no shit Sherlock."

Never heard anyone ever, say "no shit Shylock".

So it would seem you were the one who gratuitously imputed anti-Semitism without basis.

Of course that's how yall roll. Filled with abject hatred, you project hatred.

Cest la vie

 

Yeah?

 

Actually, too bad you're not.

If you were, you might have some respect for your Creator...and for others of good will who also respect Him, in their own way.

God bless you.

 

Then why bother calling 911 ever. Just pray that heart stoppage away.

 

Why are you so afraid of God? You needn’t be.


“God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.”

― Voltaire

 

I suspect Mr. Voltaire aint laughing either.

 

It’s a thing with a certain sect of Christianity. Thankfully not has bad as the Astecs, they have a healthy sense of self preservation.

 

...well, yall can credit your hoodoo voodoo omnipotent no one nothing deity of fortunate hapinstace, mock the God fearing, mock the parents who dared thank God, mock the OP, all the while pretending to be inquiring in earnest....

Im just happy for the kid to be alive and blessed with additional life, and happy for the parents to have been spared the brutal hardship of having to bury their kid.

Feels good.

It's just a feel good story. Period.

C'est la vie.

(...and aint that 'vie' stuff something precious?!?!)

 

Yeah. I got it that you were typing in an accent. It's like the folks that say "poiss" instead of "purse"

 

(Pretty sure he did too).

 

With healthcare likely the #1 killer in the US, perhaps fewer would die if they stay home and pray.