Rightwing outrage over the purple M&M “spokes candy” forces the end of that ad campaign

Parker Molloy with a lot of detail on the Right’s objection to inclusiveness and female empowerment expressed through this issue

Right-Wing Rage About 'Wokeness' at Candy Company Known for Using Child Labor Gets Results!

 

I’d bet anything that if the m&m went from sneakers to knee boots the conservatives would also be unhinged about carton sexual grooming. They are victimized by everything. Everything.

 

Not the commercial but the change to a character

 

Speaking of boots

 

Thanks

 

NY Times quoting Tucker.

“The green M&M’s got her boots back but apparently is now a lesbian, maybe, and there is also a plus-sized, obese purple M&M,”

 

Get ready for tomorrow’s Tucker outrage

 

Like m&m's gives a rats ass what right wingers think.

 

So the color of M&M's is a political topic now? Idiocracy is alive and well.

 

Some people find the damndest things to get lathered up about.

 

Omg!!! I just ate one!
What do I do?!?! Is there a number I call?!? Poison Control Hotline?!?

 

John Bell Williams must have gifted these.

 

I’m not a fan of grape flavoring so I won’t be eating the purple ones.

 

Tucker is just a copy cat. Van Halen started this “stuff” back in the 80s.

Yes, Van Halen Really Did Require Concert Venues to Remove the Brown M&Ms

the band insisted on a backstage supply of “Munchies” that included “M&M’s (WARNING: ABSOLUTELY NO BROWN ONES)”

 

that's interesting given that Eddie is the inventor of what's known as the Brown Sound...I have the plug-in for it.

 

Don't worry. Soon enough we'll have some rehabilitation centers to set you straight

 

That's funny in a cringe way

 

I thought today's outrage would be Oscar nominations. Alas, no, it's power saving modes (embedded tweet) and Drum's commentary

I'll confess that I didn't quite believe this at first. I mean, it's Twitter, right? People are always exaggerating.

So I clicked on the video. Not only is the tweet correct, but Lis went easy on them. The Fox folks are literally outraged that Microsoft has added an auto-off setting to the Xbox, something that half the tech appliances in America have. My printer goes to sleep after an hour. My computer sleeps after 20 minutes. My phone sleeps after five minutes. This is a feature so common that my only surprise is that the Xbox didn't already have it.

And apparently it's all part of a conspiracy that started with gas stoves, moved on to coffee, and now is infesting video games.
Xbox has been ruined by woke liberal fanatics - Kevin Drum

 

Truly, wtf is wrong with them? Legit question.