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If I would hit greens I wouldn’t have to worry about it.

 

I broke 88 once. So I stopped after 9 holes so I could end on a high-note.

 

Best ever was 56 on 9 holes.
Golf can be rough on the lower back.

 

People complain about losing their ball. Heck, I always came back with more than I left home with. By the time I’d find mine, I’d usually find two or three more.

 

Finding out the hard way that the blind eye of the law in the SEC doesn't apply in Athens and Gainesville.

 

101FG to Dayton Beach and 100FG to Fort Myers this a.m. But, the 100FG flight originated in Montgomery, AL.

 

It can cut into happy hour in the clubhouse too.

 

Yet another reason to hang out on the putting green, close to restroom & beverages

 

They are not "senior" tees, but merely forward tees. Not based on age, but one's ability. The Ladies tees might be a different story, just stick to the forward men's if you have that type of equipment.

 

If thats the case grant I need a "dead man" tee spot...........LOL

 

Most of us refer to them as Senior tees and we kind of knew what we are talking about. I’m 70 in February and I play at 6400 yds. I have a 5.6 handicap. Think I’m pretty ok with that. Might have gotten in a few wallets. Don’t mean to be boastful here but you kind of called me out.I have a problem that I don’t take a lot of crap. Sorry

 

Hi wing - I can't play golf worth a shoot but if you ever need a golf cart driver and drink mixer, I'm your boy!!!! LOL

 

Now we could do some drinkin !!!

 

Shot a 146 once. Shoulda stopped counting after 9. Reminds me of the first time (in my 40s, btw) that I shot clays with a shotgun. I shot 100%, until I took my second shot. Shoulda quit early that time, too.

 

My strangest 9 holes I ever played was 3 birdies, 3 bogeys and 3 triple bogeys. No pars. 44, yuck!!!

 

Ain't bad Wing, what little game I have and believe me it ain't much, was iron play. As far as woods - well I make Phil M look like the best wood player ever at the 72nd hole of the US Open..........lol

Heck, if I got it in the air I was proud of myself........LMAO

 

My grandfather golfed into his 90s. He stopped counting strokes and started counting the number of balls he would find. He typically would find about 40 every nine holes.

 

As Louis Grizzard would say, when I hit a good shot, it’s because I made two mistakes at the same time and they cancelled each other out.

 

100FG now at Opa Locka and 101FG on final for Miami. Could be a big meeting with the aircraft so close together.