There must be some old proverb, ancient wisdom or totally obscure anecdote that would help this all make sense. Cmon back, man. We need ya!
Listen, if you're searching for themtesticles, I can't help ya. But I'm confident, given what I know about you from the past, that you can find them. Go Gata
I'm not Themistocles, but I did minor in classics at UF, and I've often been accused of being a long-winded doof, so maybe I can help?
Themistocles always reminds me of the Donald Sutherland chapter on Animal House babbling when he was stoned. Maybe aka wants to just share a bowl with him.....