Major Trump announcement: Trump collectible cards!

Yeah, I was trying to figure out how to post some of those... And those might be some of the better ones of those I've seen. They are SO BAD!

 

So this might FINALLY be the "jumped the shark" moment for Trump. I think even his faithful are like, "What the .... ?"

So it wasn't Grabbing them by the ...
It wasn't making fun of republican war heroes ...
Not inciting a riot ...
Not trying to over throw the government ...
Not stealing and doing who knows what with America's highest secrets.

It will be some cheesy attempt to sell them crap that they finally go, "Hey.. I think this guy is trying to take advantage of us!"

Seems appropriate.

 

So far the most successful NFT line, I think, has been cartoon drawings of apes. I guess someone must have thought, "Hey, maybe this will work with orangutans"...

 

I've been trying so hard to come up with something clever to say. But nothing I put in writing would ever be more comical than these NFTs. These are absolutely amazingly hilarious. I can't believe this is the real world.

 

Is that really what they look like?!?

 

Imagine if there were YMCA cards

 

You forgot to say NTTAWWT.

 

They made his hands bigly in this one. I'm still laughing at this hours later. Funniest shit I've seen in a long time. Best thing is these aren't NFTs. They're just .jpgs you just buy. They aren't tied to a blockchain, so literally you're paying $99 for the same picture I just uploaded for free.

 

That’s hilarious. How do they “sell out” then?

I love how he’s 200 pounds instead of 300 in every photo…

 

Of course, he was our highest elected leader. This makes our nation look ridiculous.

 

I guess in the same way the infomercials on QVC tell you to act now or miss out?

As far as I can tell he's pitching hilarious fake NFTs in the middle of a crypto-crash.

 

Silly, but fun. Revenge for the tan suit BS.

 

You guys scoff but after some nutjob shoots him, they could be worth some cash.

 

He received so much ridicule from everywhere on this “Major Announcement” that by mid-day he put out a statement on free speech that someone wrote for him and is now claiming that’s his REAL major announcement. Pathetic. He deserves the worldwide ridicule.