Major Trump announcement: Trump collectible cards!

May possibly be the dumbest thing I have ever seen

 

Pretty sure its less dumb than him being elected president

 

I can't wait for the Trump flamethrower. The kids will love that one!

 

I said accomplishments.

 

Wouldn't mind one myself!

 

In honor of infrastructure week: the trump traffic cones, they are already orange.

 

In his major announcement trump claims to be better President than Washington, and better than Lincoln and does it with a straight face and sincere voice.

 

facepalm, and his gullible worshippers will believe him.

 

That digital card is 0 bytes. Still cost you $49.99, though.

 

I think at 9.99 for a plush toy and I might buy a dozen. A box of sewing pins is enough. Wouldn’t want to give money to trump though.

 

APPARANTLY RIVER you have forgotten "Trumpy Bear" (Bwahhhaaahhahaha) If you "comp me" 30 days on the Insider Board, I will send you my used one.............

 

You know @VAg8r1 already bought his set

 

The ex-Trump fans on this board that are bashing this would be the first ones to jump on a Desantis NFT

 

"How lame" they think to themselves as they proudly wear their Dont Fauci my Florida T-shirt.

 

Is his superhero name Sergeant Bonespurs? Is his superpower pretending to have bone spurs to dodge our military like a puss? Sounds fitting. Biggest fake take guy ever.

 

Just got this from my German nephew. He says his fellow residents are rolling in laughter in the hospital halls:

 

What are you suggesting? (Asking for the benefit of our resident Trumpers.)

 

And those who made him one don't understand why we hold them in contempt.

 

“your favorite President, better than Lincoln, better than Washington”

A certain number of MAGA idiots will lap these up while he grifts them yet again.

And he’s a freaking presidential candidate.

I can’t stop laughing.