Major Trump announcement: Trump collectible cards!

If these weren't $99 I'd buy a bunch for gag gifts

 

Instead of a nole sticker on the inside of the toilet bowl, affix one of these....

 

If they were physical and weren't $99, I'd buy a bunch for gag gifts.

 

For sure. Leave it to Trump to miss the NFT fad by 6 months or so

 

How freaking embarrassing!

Hey little Trumpian's... if he hasn't milked you dry yet, here is one more chance for you to enrich the guy who supposedly is super rich!

Incredible.

 

The Donald is not impressed.

I love Trump, and will support him until he stops fighting. But Americans are hurting, starving, rampant crime is harming our people, our wealth is being stripped, our livelihoods and businesses have been crushed. The best I can offer is a $100 Collect Trump Card - TheDonald

I'm feeling kind of optimistic about the future if they are turning on him. I never imagined this would be the breaking point, but better late than never.

 

I want the one that shows his major accomplishments. After all the value of such things is in the rarity.

 

He got millions of Americans to vote for him, with a smaller subset who worship the ground he walks on.

 

Is one of the cards of him in a thong? I mean, the bulge is one thing, but a thong, that’s a whole never level of cool.

 

ewww, DELETE DELETE. Why stop there? Blue chiffon dress?
Leathers like he just stepped out of a gay BDSM club?

 

This man was president of the United States. I’ll never get over it.

 

Trumps people are f-ing with him hard This obviously didn’t come from him. Someone on his team is firing the grift cannons presumably because they’re getting a piece. The only person around him with multiple brain cells is Jason Miller I bet he’s the one behind this

 

The toilet paper wouldn't be digital though

 

The marketing and licensing opportunities are endless. porta potties, concrete road dividers, tp, cheap liquor, laxatives, enema kits, leaf blowers....

 

That's actually the best offer you are going to get from Republicans to solve those problems

 

I just had to read the comments on that. So funny... but my favorite part is apparently Trump had been promising a "big announcement" and it seems THIS is that big announcement!!!!

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!

This is like Christmas coming early!

 

You will have to wait for two weeks for that card.

 

Thanks donald. The hardest I’ve laughed in weeks. Seriously - comedy gold jerry

 

Love the train of conscious!