From recruiting, I learned a new word this week. My stretch trainer told me she got a facial and they pitched a new service to her: vajacial. She said she did not get one. Blew mind mind. Told her that was going to be my job after I retire in a few years.
My wife was on Facebook and a woman on there said she was going to start offering Brazilian waxes in our area. Mrs. Gatorborn said she didn't think she could go for that and the lady replied "if you change your mind I have two openings" and I said "Yes, and after a Brazilian wax you can see both of them."