Arizona GOP Candidate Arrested For Masturbating In Truck Near Preschool

In Arizona, Community Colleges are run by the County. In Maricopa County (Phoenix), that's 10 colleges and over 200,000 students. Also includes Rio Salado College, which offers a few full Bachelor's degrees. It's a large organization that runs like a mini, state university system. In comparison, there are only three state Universities in Arizona (ASU, UArizona, and NAU), and combined, have about 150,000 students.

The guy who was arrested has ceased any election events, but hasn't withdrawn his name from the election. It's possible he still could win!

 

This seems like the description you give to someone who is clueless.

Officer: "he was pounding his meat."
DA: "Wait. Hes a butcher?"
Officer. " You know, jackin'"
DA: "changing a tire? "
Officer: " you know.. Rosie Palmer.. 5 sisters?"
DA: " are they witnesses? "
Officer: " Sigh...I immediately became alarmed as I saw he had his pants down mid-thigh and was exposed showing his fully erect nude penis. He was manipulating his genitals in a masturbatory manner.”
DA: ohhhhhhh. Why didnt you just say so?!

 

Certainly increased his profile.

 

This is the right way to do it

Manhattan’s Congressional Candidate Releases Porn Video To Promote Sex Positivity

 

Heck, you can get arrested for filming near schools.

https://www.cbs42.com/regional/flor...-lawsuit-notice-with-florida-sheriffs-office/

 

Kim Kardashian and her mom made/make billions on slurping un clothed Johnsons, this guy may become President!

 

Donald Trump has 40 women suing him and is in court right now about his "Johnson" - I prefer the word "Johnson" over penis.....

This guy is smarter than u think!

It does not matter "why" you get in the social media news cycle because there is a legion of adoring fans that will make you famous over anything ...
just ask Alex Jones!

 

Whether "R" or "D", just gross .

 

Circumcised?

 

As opposed to a penis in a three piece suit? aka an atty, politician, or a salesman?

 

Randy Kaufman on how he 'got involved' - 43 second mark

"To be honest with you I kind of got involved on social media a lot, uh, to the point my wife started telling me, 'Randy, put your phone down.'"

He should have listened. Wonder what she is saying now.

 

Guess he got me.

 

SHe's probably talking to an atty about filing papers....

 

He might not win the election, but he definitely won his erection in a landslide.

 

He'll show himself out....

 

Why of course! I shoulda thought of that!

 

One without its clothes on....duh.

 

Just messin with you my man ................ alot of "tit for tat" (no pun intended) between the different body politics on this forum.

I wonder if the "Grunge" report has a rolling count of Democrats and Republicans getting in trouble and for what........ I'm sure it's a LONGGGG list..........!!!

 

Should charges be dropped due to lack of physical evidence?