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Arizona GOP Candidate Arrested For Masturbating In Truck Near Preschool

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  1. orangeblue_coop

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    A GOP candidate running for an Arizona college district’s governing board was arrested on a charge of public sexual indecency after an officer allegedly caught him masturbating in his truck near a preschool. Kaufman is running for the governing board of the Maricopa County Community College District, and was allegedly caught masturbating by the county’s community college police.

    “I (expletive) up,” Kaufman told an officer during his arrest, according to a police report. “[Kaufman] appeared to be looking at a cell phone in one hand,” the police report said. “I immediately became alarmed as I saw [Kaufman] had his pants down mid-thigh and was exposed showing his fully erect nude penis. [Kaufman] was manipulating his genitals in a masturbatory manner.”

    The officer said Kaufman didn’t seem to notice the officer at first, but that Kaufman was in view of a nearby bicyclist and a preschool where children were playing outside. When confronted, the officer said, Kaufman apologized for the act. “Are you going to put that in the report?” the officer said Kaufman asked. “Don’t you see how alarming that is?” the officer responded, according to the report. “That there are children nearby, people passing on bikes and in cars where they can look and see what you are doing?”

    In a Facebook post from May, Kaufman said he wanted “our children protected [from] the progressive left.” In a statement about his suspended campaign, Kaufman didn’t address the arrest, but said he “will never stop fighting to protect the United States Constitution and the values that make America the greatest country in the world.”

    Arizona GOP Candidate Arrested For Allegedly Masturbating In Truck Near Preschool



    In a Facebook post from May, Kaufman said he wanted "our children protected [from] the progressive left.


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  2. docspor

    docspor GC Hall of Fame

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    Why is there even such a thing as Rs & Ds for a college governing board?? so dumb
     
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  3. magnetofsnatch

    magnetofsnatch Rudy Ray Moore’s Idol Premium Member

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    So people can post these stories and impute their party affiliation to everyone that votes that way.
     
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  4. wgbgator

    wgbgator Premium Member

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    I mean, sorry you vote for the pleasuring yourself in a motor vehicle party, maybe get involved and try to change the platform. I proudly support the party of self gratification in hotels on business trips. You have to draw a line, we live in a society. :)
     
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  5. channingcrowderhungry

    channingcrowderhungry Premium Member

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    He violated rule number 1 of pulling your pants down in public. Make sure you aren't near a school. Knew a guy once who took a piss in a bush and got busted for sexual crimes because he was near a school.
     
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  6. wgbgator

    wgbgator Premium Member

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    Me and some friends had this debate walking across campus at UF after a night out at the bars and having to go really bad
     
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  8. orangeblue_coop

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    Is that you, Rudy?
     
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  9. channingcrowderhungry

    channingcrowderhungry Premium Member

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    The cop has to be a real asshole to want to ruin your life over it. But there are plenty of asshole cops, so...
     
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  10. ThePlayer

    ThePlayer VIP Member

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    Biden's economy has left everyone pounding meat.
     
  11. Trickster

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    What’s a “nude penis”, is what I want to know.
     
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  12. Trickster

    Trickster VIP Member

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    Well, in a manner of speaking, that’s what the GOP has been doing the last 6 years, no?
     
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  13. Gatorhead

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    Donald Trump, of course..lol
     
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    channingcrowderhungry Premium Member

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  15. wgbgator

    wgbgator Premium Member

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    His penis wasnt fully clothed
     
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  17. tilly

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    Literally was trying to figure out the same thing.
     
  18. Gatorhead

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    Don't belive it? The Don is in court right now defending his little waving Johnson. Lol
     
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    Whiff. Nobody cares and it means nothing.
     
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  20. Gatorhead

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    Then why are you replying?? Lol
     
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