Vandalism to Save the World

They threw tomato sauce on the glass protecting a painting, right? Tacky but hardly terrorism worthy of posts calling to cut off their hands and the following nonsense.

 

We can all be glad that the painting survived to be consumed in a fire as the world burns from global warming

 

I was pretty much waiting for her to say "how dare you!"

 

All oil companies have agreed to stop production after being so moved by their profound protest.

 

I got you.