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Chess world rocked by anal bead cheating scandal

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by WarDamnGator, Sep 11, 2022.

  1. WarDamnGator

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    A 19 year old relatively unown American chess player, who admits to have used computers to cheat in an online tournament in the past, is raising questions after trouncing a grand master. In addition to playing flawlessly, he apparently can't articulate his strategy in post game interviews. No one has figured out for sure if he's cheating, or how, but theories of anal beads that can pulse coded moves are floating about, including Elon Musk.

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    Opinion | The Scandal Rocking the Chess World

    Random click bait site....

    Elon Musk jumps in on the `anal beads` chess championship conspiracy theory - Trending News
     
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  2. uftaipan

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    I ask myself, is winning a chess tournament worth shoving a foreign object up my own anus? I keep coming back to “No!”
     
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  3. cocodrilo

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    I don't get it. Are they accusing the guy of pulling chess moves out of his ass?
     
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    Bug Tussle NC
    Literally
     
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  5. rivergator

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    Come on. Haven’t we had enough threads about using anal devices to win chess tournaments? Do we really need another?
     
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  6. tampajack1

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    I suggest a run off between posts 3 and 5 for the cleverest post, and “no,” there is nothing filthy about the words “run off,” at least to my knowledge, but I could be wrong.
     
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  7. gatordavisl

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    Well, it sounds like you totally get it. I mean, not literally. :)
     
  8. WC53

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    Rook in the nook
     
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    Bangkok, Oriental setting
    And the city don't know that the city is getting
    The creme de la creme of the chess world
    In a show with everything but Yul Brynner
     
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  10. tegator80

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    As I say, don't knock it until...


    Okay, maybe this saying isn't correct this time. Never mind.
     
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  11. cocodrilo

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    This will not pass mustard. It needs to be rectalfied.
     
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  12. g8trdoc

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    The FBI took nuclear encoded anal beads from Trump’s residence per the Washington post.
     
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  13. cocodrilo

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    They couldn't have just pulled them out, because Trump wasn't there.
     
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  14. murphree_hall

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    Only question now is how can we use this technology on the football field.
     
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  15. WarDamnGator

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    Coco is on fire in this thread.
     
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    Where have I been? I’ll watch the Netflix show when it comes out…. Or some porn channel if the details are too sordid.

    Just saw this suggesting the player only does well when it’s a live broadcast.

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  17. WarDamnGator

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    Seems like a statically impossibility for the data to be that perfectly correlated.
     
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    What has happenned in chess, will be mirrored across our world. We are able to devise devices that exceed our skills and ability.

    I suspect in 100 years, there won't be much human chess playing, but chess programming.
     
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    Even with lovense toys you still need some heavy computing power.
    Deep Blue defeats Garry Kasparov in chess match
    On May 11, 1997, chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov resigns after 19 moves in a game against Deep Blue, a chess-playing computer developed by scientists at IBM. This was the sixth and final game of their match, which Kasparov lost two games to one, with three draws.
     
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  20. WarDamnGator

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    That was 25 years ago, though. Today, The freeware program Stockfish is supposedly unbeatable by humans at its highest level, and will run on any computer. And Google AI ate stockfish’s lunch after “Learning” chess for just four hours, but that’s getting back to super computers.
     
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