Chess world rocked by anal bead cheating scandal

I ask myself, is winning a chess tournament worth shoving a foreign object up my own anus? I keep coming back to “No!”

 

I don't get it. Are they accusing the guy of pulling chess moves out of his ass?

 

Literally

 

Come on. Haven’t we had enough threads about using anal devices to win chess tournaments? Do we really need another?

 

I suggest a run off between posts 3 and 5 for the cleverest post, and “no,” there is nothing filthy about the words “run off,” at least to my knowledge, but I could be wrong.

 

Well, it sounds like you totally get it. I mean, not literally.

 

Rook in the nook

 

Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner

 

As I say, don't knock it until...


Okay, maybe this saying isn't correct this time. Never mind.

 

This will not pass mustard. It needs to be rectalfied.

 

The FBI took nuclear encoded anal beads from Trump’s residence per the Washington post.

 

They couldn't have just pulled them out, because Trump wasn't there.

 

Only question now is how can we use this technology on the football field.

 

Where have I been? I’ll watch the Netflix show when it comes out…. Or some porn channel if the details are too sordid.

Just saw this suggesting the player only does well when it’s a live broadcast.

 

What has happenned in chess, will be mirrored across our world. We are able to devise devices that exceed our skills and ability.

I suspect in 100 years, there won't be much human chess playing, but chess programming.

 

Even with lovense toys you still need some heavy computing power.
Deep Blue defeats Garry Kasparov in chess match

On May 11, 1997, chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov resigns after 19 moves in a game against Deep Blue, a chess-playing computer developed by scientists at IBM. This was the sixth and final game of their match, which Kasparov lost two games to one, with three draws.​