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Dogs Getting Stoned

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by carpeveritas, Aug 19, 2022.

  1. carpeveritas

    carpeveritas GC Hall of Fame

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    As usual I am listening to podcasts and browser through sites reading articles this morning. I'm always on the look out for information that appears to be so bizarre one has to wonder if the content can be anything other than pure tripe such as I was impregnated by an alien.

    That said this article makes me wonder what drug addicts will do when they can't get a fix. Clearly the reporter had other alternatives in mind to paint San Francisco in a much better light and discredit the purveyor of such news but given the accounts of dogs getting high on human feces possibly the reporter is barking up the wrong tree.
    Do dogs in San Francisco get stoned from eating human poop? (Update)
    The author, Michelle Tandler, is a former resident of San Francisco who has since moved to New York. She still posts tweets critical of San Francisco fairly often and one thread in particular caught the attention of a journalist at the San Francisco Examiner who was apparently working on a story about anti-San Francisco social media accounts. More on that in a moment but first, here’s the thread which caught the reporter’s attention. As you’ll see, it opens with a story someone at a party told about dogs in San Francisco getting high by eating human feces:
    Bob Dylan & Tom Petty Everybody Must Get Stoned
     
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  2. slocala

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    A reverse Cheech and Chong story?

     
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  3. BigCypressGator1981

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    Smokin’ Labrador!
     
  4. wgbgator

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  5. citygator

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    Thank God. I thought this was some criminal violent dog stoning thread to depress us on a Friday. Whew. Stoned not stoned.
     
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  6. tilly

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    Just another sad story about dogs getting shih-faced.

    Always a Mastiff problem in Collie-fornia it seems. It's getting really ruff out there.
     
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  7. wgbgator

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  8. slocala

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    My first thought as well when I saw the thread title.
     
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  9. tilly

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    I shih tzu not. Im just being fur-real dog.
    Now stop hounding me man!
     
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  10. murphree_hall

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    Thought this was going to be about animal cruelty in some third world country.
     
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  11. tilly

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    I mean...
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  12. wgbgator

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    In my experience it doesn't take much for a dog to eat or lick some poop without drugs in it either
     
  13. citygator

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    Charlotte
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    That was Shitz. Shu should be ashamed.
     
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  14. dave_the_thinker

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    I was disappointed in God here.

    I expected photos of Kirby Smart wearing yoga pants getting airlifted from Stone Mountain with a big grin on his face.

    Why, God?
     
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  15. citygator

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    Dog's been stoned for years.

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  16. wgbgator

    wgbgator Premium Member

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    Ah hem, thats "Dogg" D-o-Double G
     
  17. citygator

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    You sure? I know you spell U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D with 'Double-D's for a double-dose of PIMPIN' but didnt realize the double G's were in Snoop's.

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  18. l_boy

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    You need to stop this right now.
     
  19. tilly

    tilly Superhero Mod. Fast witted. Bulletproof posts. Moderator VIP Member

    I beg your paw-don!?
    No need fur all that.
     
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  20. sierragator

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    He'll show himself out....