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Killing your boyfriend is a bad influence

Discussion in 'Too Hot for Swamp Gas' started by ThePlayer, Aug 10, 2022.

  1. ThePlayer

    ThePlayer VIP Member

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  2. back2back2006

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  3. ThePlayer

    ThePlayer VIP Member

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    Keep one-eye open at night if you're still dating. ;)
     
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  4. RIP

    RIP I like touchdowns Premium Member

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    "model"
     
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  5. FutureGatorMom

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  6. G8trGr8t

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    at least don't stalk and then try and choke a chick with a knife?

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  7. AgingGator

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    I would prefer this guy’s fate to John Bobbit’s!
     
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  8. tilly

    tilly Superhero Mod. Fast witted. Bulletproof posts. Moderator VIP Member

    I dunno. JWB used his reattached instrument for some coin and had a little fun along the way. This guys a different kinda stiff now
     
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  9. AgingGator

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    It would have to be one whole hell of a lot coin to make up for waking up to your wife cutting off your instrument.
     
  10. tilly

    tilly Superhero Mod. Fast witted. Bulletproof posts. Moderator VIP Member

    Its my understanding his reconstruction left him with a bigger instrument and a "career" using it... Lol.
     
  11. AgingGator

    AgingGator GC Hall of Fame

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    I understand. But what would your price be for having your instrument removed w/o anesthesia to get a bigger one and a “career”
     
  12. tilly

    tilly Superhero Mod. Fast witted. Bulletproof posts. Moderator VIP Member

    All good points. Probably just gonna keep my wife on my good side and not find out
     
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  13. enviroGator

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    Good luck with that! lol. I think G8trGr8t covered it above.