Elijah Kennedy commits

Kid worked through and overcame a gruesome painful injury. Made himself into the POY for his class. Has a nice shot. Maybe we should welcome a new Gator instead of complain about him.

 

No downside, unknown upside. Presumably he follows the tradition of being a great citizen. Welcome aboard!

 

Alternatively, you could try not being a humorless, moralizing scold.

 

ouch

 

I’d rather have a project than never use the scholarship. If he develops - awesome! If he is not SEC material, players are usually asked to move on and thus we have an open scholarship. Win win.

 

I don’t follow basketball recruiting like some of y’all do. Looks like a good take to me.

 

Nothing against the kid, the aggravation comes from us needing some skilled big men rather than another guard.

 

Good try, but THIS is the correct response...

 

In that case, you might be more knowledgeable than most.

 

He's projected to grow another foot. Literally. A third foot.

 

Could you please explain how the traveling violation rules will work in his case?

 

James Harden following this thread with interest.

 

I can't even explain it any 2-footed cases.

 

I have 3 feet Tampa, I just stuff one foot in my jock strap.................

 

“My God, you’re a tripod”

Michael Caine, Austin Powers

 

Oh behave...

 

About like this:

 

Corey will show you how it's done...