Coronavirus in the United States - news and thoughts

here are todays numbers from worldometer, about 750,000 tests, 41,211 new cases, about a 5.5%. of course this does not include any rolling 3 or 7 day averages. also not included is if the moon was in the 7th house and jupiter was alligened with mars. also does not include if it was a full moon or not.

 

Yeah, those darn 7 day averages are tricky stuff. On par with astrology.

 

Some people don’t want to know it unless it’s a 7 day moving average. I didn’t know that is the new only accepted way to see numbers.

 

Yikes.

 

Bring out ye dead!
Bring out ye dead!
Bring out ye dead!

1,000 Carts rolling into the morgue every day. But hey it ain't nuttin but a head cold.

 

I know. It just gets dumber and dumber.

 

I'm a pretty decent poker player and I'd love to play with some of you. You know the old saying; "If you can't figure out who the chump is in the first 20 minutes sitting at the poker table then you are the chump." I'd love a table with some of these Coronabros. Easy money.

 

With your limited understanding of statistics and overconfidence, I'd be in. But I just don't think it would be fair.

 

https://www.centredaily.com/sports/college/penn-state-university/psu-football/article245448050.html

 

Love the self righteousness. That's how I make a lot of extra money, by taking it from people who think they are smarter than they are.

 

Watch out guys, we got a regular Phil Helmuth in here!

 

More like Negreanu, but thanks.

 

Who is going to play you in the movie?

 

What movie? I always tell my wife I look like a shorter Vince Vaughn. No comment on her reply.

 

less talk more set up. It's quite simple to set up a private table & invite people. Let me know.

 

Aren't you worried about his ability to calculate pot odds, EV, fold equity, etc on the fly in real time?

 

"Honey, I'm getting more of a young Devito vibe"

 

Not short and fat. 6' but with thinning hair unfortunately. Maybe a younger Bruce Willis.