Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

That doesn't prevent him from living out west. He only works on the weekends.

 

Good God Almighty! Anybody who didn't watch that video, PLEASE watch that video. That was THE most politically incorrect breakdown I've ever seen a coach give to a man who asked for advice about his upcoming wedding. Not that I've seen a lot of coaches respond to such requests, but still. Put it this way: It's the most politically incorrect, non-football-related diatribe I've seen from a coach on any topic, in recent memory. And also the most spot-on, and also the most hilarious. MUST-SEE VIEWING, GUYS.

 

My phone auto corrected it. I'm tired is this phone so I stopped fixing it.

 

Wow... that was awesome.... thanks for sharing.

I was so LUCKY... I was @UF and my wife to be was still up in Michigan. She did all the planning. I showed up about 5 days before the wedding. Of course this was all before the internet and cell phones and our 10 cent/minute phone cards made it so we could only chat about 30 minutes / week on our budgets.

34 years later and still counting my blessings.

 

Pat so worried Chip gets hired and won’t golf with him.

 

1000 pages by the FSU game,

Waiting for Shabby Scooby's cyber Monday present

 

Scorby Scotland

 

Ok.

He works in Bristol, CT and he's from NH.

How's that?

 

That would be accurate, and it would undermine the argument that he's a West Coast guy.

 

LOL! Poor Dooley. Schooled with a single word. "Nope!"

 

That there is some funny sheet, I don't care who you are.

 

Sorry that we have to do some family squabbling. It was inevitable. IMO, you and your "likes" are missing the salient point. Sure we could have a sanctimonious thread regarding our coaching search. And it would look pretty much like the one that was started by wearetheboys and hanging around....someplace.

What we have built.......all of us......is our version of Disney World. Some of it is magnificent and others....kind of tedious. Taken on its whole it is amazing to behold. Now you want to say "this is EPCOT and Mickey Mouse doesn't belong." Well, if you paid close attention to the real DW, they tried it and the masses said "screw that." Okay, I like to ride It's a Small World and you like Rock and Roll Roller-coaster. You are sanctimonious and we are elementary? REALLY?

Perhaps you need to read many of these posts here and...get a grip. If you want one that involves Gregorian Gator chants then go have it by making another thread. Otherwise the wild, wacky trip known as this thread is living and breathing. And if the Frankenstein we have wrought is too much for you well then...sorry.

 

You serious, Clark???

 

A man can dream. Haha

 

That would be fun to watch lol

 

Wait...are you the super model in this scenario? Hmmmm

 

Seriously. I don't know where that originated. Just because he coached at Oregon for 4 years? Lol

Dude has always been from the east. And who the hell wants to live in CA with those living expenses anyway...