Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

AlumofUF · Nov 20, 2017

Finally caught up again....lol. My take on the whole waiting for the season is over SF contract deal is probably more about UF than CK. IOW Chip will get his money either way, but UF may be on the hook for the 17 payment if they announce or execute the contract before the end of the regular season. IMO they probably have a deal in principle but are being extra careful on the fine print so no one has to go to court.

tegator80 · Nov 20, 2017

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I went to Home Depot today while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one.. You see, last night I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'you're definitely going to crap yourself' road-kill chili. Tasty stuff, although hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat it, the next day both of your butt cheeks WILL fall off..
Here's the thing. I had awakened this morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened.. No 'Watson's Movement. Despite the chilies swimming their way through my intestinal tract, I was unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my dear wife as 'thunder and lightning'.
Knowing that a time of reckoning HAD to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for Home Depot, my quest being tools and such for my crews. Upon entering the store at first all seemed normal. I selected a cart and began pushing it about dropping items in for purchase.. It wasn't until I was at the opposite end of the store from the toilets that the pain hit me.
Oh you know what I'm talking about. I'm referring to that 'Uh, Oh, Crap, gotta go' pain that always seems to hit us at the wrong time. The thing is, this pain was different. The chilies from the night before were staging a revolt. In a mad rush for freedom they bullied their way through the small intestines, forcing their way into the large intestines, and before I could take one step in the direction of the toilets which would bring sweet relief, it happened. The chilies fired a warning shot.
There I stood, alone in the tool section, suddenly enveloped in a toxic cloud the likes of which has never before been recorded. I was afraid to move for fear that more of this vile odor might escape me. Slowly, oh so slowly, the pressure seemed to leave the lower part of my body, and I began to move up the aisle and out of it, just as a clerk turned the corner and asked if I needed any help.
I don't know what made me do it, but I stopped to see what his reaction would be to the toxic non-visible fog that refused to dissipate.. Have you ever been torn in two different directions emotionally? Here's what I mean, and I'm sure some of you at least will be able to relate. I could've warned that poor clerk, but didn't. I simply watched as he walked into an invisible, and apparently indestructible, wall of odor so terrible that all he could do before gathering his senses and running, was to stand there blinking and waving his arms about his head as though trying to ward off angry bees. This, of course, made me feel terrible, but then made me laugh. ........BIG mistake!!!!!
Here's the thing. When you laugh, it's hard to keep things 'clamped down', if you know what I mean. With each new guffaw an explosive issue burst forth from my nether region. Some were so loud and echoing that I was later told a few folks in other aisles had ducked, fearing that someone was robbing the store and firing off a shotgun. Suddenly things were no longer funny.. 'It' was coming, and I raced off through the store towards the toilet, laying down a cloud the whole way, praying that I'd make it before the grand explosion took place.
Luck was on my side. Just in the nick of time I got to the john, began the inevitable 'Oh my God', floating above the toilet seat because my a$$ is burning SO BAD, purging. One poor fellow walked in while I was in the middle of what is the true meaning of 'Shock and Awe'.. He made a gagging sound, and disgustedly said, 'Son-of-a-b!tch!, did it smell that bad when you ate it?', then quickly left.
Once finished and I left the restroom, reacquired my partially filled cart intending to carry on with my shopping when a store employee approached me and said, 'Sir, you might want to step outside for a few minutes. It appears some prankster set off a stink bomb in the store. The manager is going to run the vent fans on high for a minute or two which ought to take care of the problem.'
My smirking of course set me off again, causing residual gases to escape me. The employee took one sniff, jumped back pulling his shirt up to cover his nose and, pointing at me in an accusing manner shouted, 'IT'S YOU!', then ran off returning moments later with the manager. I was unceremoniously escorted from the premises and asked none too kindly not to return.
Made it back to work without my supplies, I realized that there was nothing to eat for lunch but the leftover chili I had brought, so I consumed two more bowls. The next day I went to shop at Lowes. I can't say anymore about that because we are in court over the whole matter. Ba$tard$ claim they're going to have to repaint the store.
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Bravo!

31g8r · Nov 20, 2017

So have they announced mr 2bits for the FSU game? Is it possible it's CK and they announce him as the new coach on Sunday at a press conference

Speedofsand · Nov 20, 2017

We will know Thursday, from whoever is having Thanksgiving at Saban's house.

evermoresg · Nov 20, 2017

Speedofsand said: ↑

We will know Thursday, from whoever is having Thanksgiving at Saban's house.
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I hear Finebaum is the turkey on his table

bposs · Nov 20, 2017

AlumofUF said: ↑

Finally caught up again....lol. My take on the whole waiting for the season is over SF contract deal is probably more about UF than CK. IOW Chip will get his money either way, but UF may be on the hook for the 17 payment if they announce or execute the contract before the end of the regular season. IMO they probably have a deal in principle but are being extra careful on the fine print so no one has to go to court.
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So move the fsu game up to tomorrow, and be done with it!

ufhe15man · Nov 20, 2017

g8rb0b said: ↑

Anybody else on this thread up in Birmingham...aka enemy territory?!
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I live in Bham.

Nicho · Nov 20, 2017

evermoresg said: ↑

I hear Finebaum is the turkey on his table
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Slim pickins

mcogator · Nov 20, 2017

crl said: ↑

As I recall, every interstate there and most surface streets "suck" but the 405 is particularly painful. Even in the morning on Sunday as I recall.
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The 405 is free and clear 99% of the time...from midnight to 5am. The 110 express lanes help immensely, as long as you have a passenger. The 10 is garbage. The 101 is stinky garbage. Surface streets are the wild wild west.

tilly · Nov 20, 2017

Am I missing something IRT Corral's alleged IG post?
https://www.instagram.com/mattcorral2/

ufhe15man · Nov 20, 2017

evermoresg said: ↑

I hear Finebaum is the turkey on his table
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Nah, too bony!

rmonteag · Nov 20, 2017

tilly said: ↑

Am I missing something IRT Corral's alleged IG post?
https://www.instagram.com/mattcorral2/
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Allegedly said on IG Live that he wouldnt do his visit if a coach was announced by Friday.

pd_gator · Nov 20, 2017

exiledgator said: ↑

Well, Saturday is my birthday - so that would be a most excellent present.

Mrs. exlied is still on the hook for my semi-annual BobJohnson however...
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Happy early bday! Mine is Mon the 27th.

spike718 · Nov 20, 2017

crl said: ↑

Go to HI and Switzerland. Awesome. Lived in HI for a couple of years and spent a couple of weeks there about 15 years ago also. Been to Switzerland twice. It's awesome but the most awesome area is the Berner Oberland. Lauterbrunnen valley (which is in the Oberland) has been described as Yosemite on steroids. Never been to Yosemite but heard it's nice.
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I try to go to that area of Switzerland every year. Stay often in grindelwld in the other valley. I love that entire area.

magnafides · Nov 20, 2017

rmonteag said: ↑

Allegedly said on IG Live that he wouldnt do his visit if a coach was announced by Friday.
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I think you meant to say "if a coach wasn't announced".

father-ruckus · Nov 20, 2017

magnafides said: ↑

I think you meant to say "if a coach wasn't announced".
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Don't blame him, why come to see Coaches you wont be playing for.

08Gatorbait · Nov 20, 2017

I don't blame him. That's not exactly a cheap trip and he has already seen what he needs to see at UF. No point in coming to talk to coaches who probably won't be here come Tuesday.

fox · Nov 20, 2017

Plenty of us don't want to visit Gville until new coach

tilly · Nov 20, 2017

rmonteag said: ↑

Allegedly said on IG Live that he wouldnt do his visit if a coach was announced by Friday.
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Right, I know...but where? Not on his account.

Gator_druid · Nov 20, 2017

sarcastro72 said: ↑

Nothing beats trying to drive in Mnhattan
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It’s not that bad. You just have to keep in mind that he lines are merely suggestions. Lights too.

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