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Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

Discussion in 'GC Hall of Fame' started by tilly, Nov 10, 2017.

  1. tilly

    tilly Superhero Mod. Fast witted. Bulletproof posts. Moderator VIP Member

    Because he was the one he knew lol.
     
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  2. MarineG8R

    MarineG8R GC Hall of Fame

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    Oh no, the sky is falling again. The sky is falling.
     
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  3. DarthGat0R

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    Guess if we get Kelly FireRonZook.com will no longer be the most famous internet phenomena related to a coaching change for the Gators.
     
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  4. crl

    crl GC Hall of Fame

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    Views spectacular? I don't remember that. You want spectacular views go to HI. Or Switzerland. :D
     
  5. gatorgrl

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    I haven’t had any trouble getting younger men...if I want;)
     
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  6. Gatorrick22

    Gatorrick22 GC Hall of Fame

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    Are we there yet?
     
  7. GatorDad63

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    I went to Home Depot today while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one.. You see, last night I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'you're definitely going to crap yourself' road-kill chili. Tasty stuff, although hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat it, the next day both of your butt cheeks WILL fall off..
    Here's the thing. I had awakened this morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened.. No 'Watson's Movement. Despite the chilies swimming their way through my intestinal tract, I was unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my dear wife as 'thunder and lightning'.
    Knowing that a time of reckoning HAD to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for Home Depot, my quest being tools and such for my crews. Upon entering the store at first all seemed normal. I selected a cart and began pushing it about dropping items in for purchase.. It wasn't until I was at the opposite end of the store from the toilets that the pain hit me.
    Oh you know what I'm talking about. I'm referring to that 'Uh, Oh, Crap, gotta go' pain that always seems to hit us at the wrong time. The thing is, this pain was different. The chilies from the night before were staging a revolt. In a mad rush for freedom they bullied their way through the small intestines, forcing their way into the large intestines, and before I could take one step in the direction of the toilets which would bring sweet relief, it happened. The chilies fired a warning shot.
    There I stood, alone in the tool section, suddenly enveloped in a toxic cloud the likes of which has never before been recorded. I was afraid to move for fear that more of this vile odor might escape me. Slowly, oh so slowly, the pressure seemed to leave the lower part of my body, and I began to move up the aisle and out of it, just as a clerk turned the corner and asked if I needed any help.
    I don't know what made me do it, but I stopped to see what his reaction would be to the toxic non-visible fog that refused to dissipate.. Have you ever been torn in two different directions emotionally? Here's what I mean, and I'm sure some of you at least will be able to relate. I could've warned that poor clerk, but didn't. I simply watched as he walked into an invisible, and apparently indestructible, wall of odor so terrible that all he could do before gathering his senses and running, was to stand there blinking and waving his arms about his head as though trying to ward off angry bees. This, of course, made me feel terrible, but then made me laugh. ........BIG mistake!!!!!
    Here's the thing. When you laugh, it's hard to keep things 'clamped down', if you know what I mean. With each new guffaw an explosive issue burst forth from my nether region. Some were so loud and echoing that I was later told a few folks in other aisles had ducked, fearing that someone was robbing the store and firing off a shotgun. Suddenly things were no longer funny.. 'It' was coming, and I raced off through the store towards the toilet, laying down a cloud the whole way, praying that I'd make it before the grand explosion took place.
    Luck was on my side. Just in the nick of time I got to the john, began the inevitable 'Oh my God', floating above the toilet seat because my a$$ is burning SO BAD, purging. One poor fellow walked in while I was in the middle of what is the true meaning of 'Shock and Awe'.. He made a gagging sound, and disgustedly said, 'Son-of-a-b!tch!, did it smell that bad when you ate it?', then quickly left.
    Once finished and I left the restroom, reacquired my partially filled cart intending to carry on with my shopping when a store employee approached me and said, 'Sir, you might want to step outside for a few minutes. It appears some prankster set off a stink bomb in the store. The manager is going to run the vent fans on high for a minute or two which ought to take care of the problem.'
    My smirking of course set me off again, causing residual gases to escape me. The employee took one sniff, jumped back pulling his shirt up to cover his nose and, pointing at me in an accusing manner shouted, 'IT'S YOU!', then ran off returning moments later with the manager. I was unceremoniously escorted from the premises and asked none too kindly not to return.
    Made it back to work without my supplies, I realized that there was nothing to eat for lunch but the leftover chili I had brought, so I consumed two more bowls. The next day I went to shop at Lowes. I can't say anymore about that because we are in court over the whole matter. Ba$tard$ claim they're going to have to repaint the store.
     
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  8. Gatuar

    Gatuar GC Hall of Fame

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    If CK takes the UCLA gig I’d assume it would be soon...we can’t really deny our interest in him as our #1 target w the Gator prez and AD making the flight correct?

    And the fact we did that so publicly would mean we know Frost isn’t an option or we would’ve waited to at least talk to SF

    So it’s truly CK or bust for the “splash hire” unless SOS can beg Stoops out of retirement

    IMO if we can’t land Kelly, Frost or Stoops then their isn’t a galvanizing fan base hire and we should let SOS coach and pick a replacement like OU just did w Lincoln Riley
     
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  9. DieAGator

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    If Nuss is calling the play what are our chances?
     
  10. wargunfan

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    What's yer 20 good buddy. wargunfan is 10-10 and on the side.
     
  11. royalewitcheesee

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    he just stated on his live feed that when all is said and done that he expects kelly to be at florida
     
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  12. icequeen

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    Don't make me come back there.
     
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  13. DieAGator

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    And it's not a splash hire if the new HC is getting out of bed cussing as he puts his pants on

    "All right %**#*# Steve, I'll drive up and accept the offer".
     
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  14. crl

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    I wasn't impressed with it either. There are more good places to eat in LA area I've got to admit. Of course it's such a pain in the ass to get to them with the traffic they're not worth going to IMO.
     
  15. 92gator

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  16. lakeland_gator

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  17. Wanne15

    Wanne15 GC Hall of Fame

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    Too crowded now , I had to park five blocks from my buddy's house last visit
     
  18. joedirt

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    The traffic on here sure has slowed on here recently!
     
  19. GatorDad63

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    Perfect for Mac
     
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  20. icequeen

    icequeen GC Hall of Fame

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    Oh my GOD...that was hilarious...my son will love that one too!
     
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