Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

You know how I know you're telling the truth? You spelled Stricklyn's name correctly.

 

SS: Send out that He is not on the plane *Wink Wink* That will keep them away from the airport

 

Look, this thread has been fun as hell and it's fun to speculate, but people saying it's a "done deal" while quoting some very dubious sources (Twitter accounts with less than 600 followers) and spreading it everywhere are going to make the program have egg on their face if it's not 100% locked up.

 

You saying icequeen is on the other side?

 

Lawyers did all the contracting, don't need to be on the plane. Scotty Sidekick and Chipper are having cocktail on the flight back.

 

Tell us how ya really feel Ronnie

 

Exactly.

If these idiots went up there to panic close this thing because the UCLA announceent and failed.....

Lawd....

 

From reddit:

OB on 247 just said “he was never supposed to be on the plane...”

 

Wish he went by Charley Kelly

 

Boobs have a way of making people say crazy things......

 

Scotty put them on a MegaBus

 

They left the lawyers in New Hampshire in Chip Kelly costumes. Their job tomorrow is to fly to Knoxville and LA to give UT and UCLA hope.

 

Is that not true though?

 

Good point. "Scheduled". But Mora was just fired so if true, scheduled then canceled immediately? I guess they could have tried to schedule the meeting before Mora was officially fired.

Love it but "someone from another site"?

The UAA scheduled a press conference?

 

Looks like our lawyers son is backtracking now.


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My source for this info was not my father

Tyler Fawbush
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As of Sunday, Chip Kelly has agreed to be the 27th head coach for the University of Florida football team. Welcome to #GatorNation Chip.

 

Meaning he will come down later in the week?

 

And here it comes....

 

I now understand why anti-depressants are a billion dollar industry. Some of these posters must consume them by the handful just to make it through a day. Must be exhausting.

 

I just asked Superman to fly by and take a peek inside the windows and he saw four people and they were dining on exotic meats including dog, horse, tiger, and elephant.

 

He kind of has to backtrack. I doubt he was supposed to put that out on twitter.