Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

Im starting to think a 9:00 am Saturday press conference to take over College Game Day.

 

We’re hiring Chris Berman!?!

 

No... Its Skip Slipstream.

 

315am Friday morning would be interesting.

 

Yeah, about that.... I was kind of wrong....

 

any chance they announce Chip at game tonight? Think I read his first job was at UNH....runs away ducking

 

mile high club

 

Duck Season Opens on the 18th.

 

A Kelly qoute from 2013 (keep in mind he was coaching at SF at the time though):

"In a quarterback, I look for a quarterback who can run and not a running back who can throw. I want the quarterback who can beat you with his arm. If the defense forces him to run, he can do it effectively. We are not a Tim Tebow type of quarterback team. I am not going to run the quarterback 20 times on power runs. If I had a Tim Tebow, I might change my mind. You do not find the 6-4, 240-pound, 4.6 quarterbacks too many times."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...e-is-who-will-work-best-in-chip-kellys-system

 

I’m thinking not. Don’t want to upstage the basketball team. I’m going with Saturday morning.

 

Other than an actual coach hiring, this thread basically has it all.

 

Why would there be anything about coach hiring posted here? Seems like it would take away from the thread purpose.

 

Would have to move it to Too Hot.

 

I think some of you might be getting a little carried away with thread size. It's not the size of the......nevermind.

 

Anyone know if Screech Stickerman is on campus today?

 

Except Identical triplets in Bikini's, Here I will solve that.

 

From the old days... back when women didn't do squats.

 

Is Scotty spurrier Gonna name a coach before this gets to five hindy

 

Best post in this thread so far. No coach yet and I've got T&A at home. Imminent start of duck season is keeping me sane.

 

I’m about to board my flight to Rome. You guys better square this sh!t away before I get back.