I'm not sure I could tell the difference between Chip Kelly and Larry Culpepper from that camera distance.
Would gatorsports willingly play the smokescreen role, or are they that out of touch (assuming they are incorrect)?
Don't worry, they're going to transfer him onto that little seaplane and land on Lake Alice. And all the actual alligators in the lake will form up to make a walkway for him, and the cheerleaders will roll out a red carpet across their backs. Only the red carpet will be orange and blue.
Wife just called, has a flat tire, wants me to come help, which means I have to leave the board. This must be what a crack addict feels like when he knows he wont get a fix anytime soon.