Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

I teach a class in 6 hours. Just typing that makes me hurt.

 

Nice.

 

Thread's gone flaccid...

Let's remedy that.

 

I'd like to kick your sources in the nuts.

 

Fine witness list.

...and a jury of 300,000 views would suggest that their testimony, coupled with the circumstantial evidence, may carry a little more weight than what you seem to think it does....counselor.

 

....more pointless 'dad humor'.

 

lil help y'all...

Can't find my readers...can anyone make out what's written in the tattoo, there on her waist?

Straining my eyes trying to discern.

 

Graveyard shift over. I’ll be back soon.

 

Good morning fellow degenerates

Oh this is reaching 300 for sure. LOL

 

Up for the day...

Still no news

 

And to contribute to the cause...here you go boys

 

It looks like she might've had a booty shot. That azz ain't natural, either a freak of nature or it's genetically engineered!! Also, is that a wedding ring I see? Immediate disqualification!! Get her outta' there!!!

 

This thread is GC legendary.

 

TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsinmacwetrust

 

Who peed in your Wheaties this morning? LOL

If you think all the girls posted around here are natural I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

 

Giving or getting?

 

And we're all doing our part to keep it that way. Football is a team sport, right?

 

I hope you didn't think my post was serious...
Check out my other posts on this thread. Nothin serious about them!!!

 

You never know!

There's no sarcasm font...and I need coffee. Since I don't have a sexy man to bring me one I'd better make some myself

 

I feel you, Queeny. No sexy woman for me right now either. I think we'll both make do, though.