Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

I know. Can't wait to watch them choke on their words.

 

This ice ream and yogurt shop owner says boosters have been notified Kelly is a done deal...

 

A couple of journalists??? So this will be the crowd tomorrow for the big announcement:

 

I saw that. If that were the case, more would be advertising it, imho. Impossible to make them all keep it on the down low.

 

AFTER SEASON? Say it ain't so

 

No way an announcement comes after season. No reason to delay, much to lose.

 

Our season was over weeks ago.

 

Well this is accurate

 

I only remember 2 posters saying that their friends were told to be in Gainesville. For all I know there could be 5 journos there!

 

Would reposting the nipple rubbing gif be premature?

 

Seems so, but the internet is a strange and mysterious animal.

 

Maybe just rubbing one nipple?

 

So, can we add this yogurt merchant to the reliable source list?

 

Kelly's offenses ranked inside the top 13 all three years at Philly.

Yea...worked in the NFL...worked in CFB...but somehow will magically stopped working because he has SEC talent. Makes sense.

 

Everyone call your booster buddies, apparently they've all been notified!

 

Depends. Does he disinfect his machines nightly?

 

Sure, you see how UNSTOPPABLE the SEC has been lately.....

 

(It's possible that you're missing the point here)

 

Would that still be a handjob?

 

I haven't been this excited and ecstatic for a Coaching hire in awhile.