Update: Kelly buzz..."The Thread" Hall of Fame bound.

If you missed last night let me summarize: something, something guy goes to Chick-Fil-A, something, something comes back to 40 more pages, didn't get any for the rest of us, too poor, something, something- but that's not quite right cause Chick-fil-a is friggen spendy- inquiry coming soon. There. Oh and srickforce 1 should be announcing any minute now.

 

I guess SOS and Stoops aren't the only ones that could get the band back together!

 

Maybe if I leave early for lunch, and go to Chick-Fil-A, the announcement will happen while I'm gone. The only problem is that I already went there yesterday.

 

Except we're actually going to hire our choice for head coach

 

What's the problem here? I don't see a problem.

 

Havent but did hear we had a linebacker committ by the name of Mike Litoris so there is that

 

You can have Chick-Fil-A more than once a week I wish I had one where I live at.

 

Good morning and thank you very much sir!

 

He was last seen hanging out with Barry Mccockinner.

 

Oh so it was you.......greedy bastage. We're on to you.

 

Damn man......thats not my spirits that were raised!

 

I thought Harry Coochie was there too?

 

Ok, so maybe I had it for breakfast AND lunch yesterday. I can't go for every meal when the hot girl is working, or she'll start looking at me funny. And not funny in a good way.

 

Hire Mark Helfrich for that, dude is a hell of a coach, just couldn't handle being the head man.

 

Guilty.

I can't help it. It's literally right next door to my office!

 

Yeah, that's how I was banned from Little Caesar's.........

 

Better go again today, if this tweet is any indication:

 

Well, both Fan bases need relief and comedy to survive the product on the Feild.